So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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