hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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