I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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