no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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