and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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