Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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