Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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