He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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