She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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