Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
