Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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