I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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