hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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