ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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