I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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