in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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