Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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