The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
