I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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