I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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