So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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