yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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