the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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