you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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