i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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