No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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