Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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