We need to rekindle our bromance
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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