you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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