...so i touched it.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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