remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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