You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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