He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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