they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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