Christians are straight up FREAKS
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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