I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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