people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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