He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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