So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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