I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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