on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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