New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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