Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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