I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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