yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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