We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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