I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Randomize
