do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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