forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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