I puked a lego.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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