u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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