I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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