I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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