The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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