i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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