How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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